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deep thoughts [04 Aug 2003|03:22pm]

[ mood | devious ]

i wonder if bean porfs in my tummay?

how much porf can a sarah sarah porf
if the porf porf is bean porf, woo.


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i thought you'd appreciate this [08 Jan 2003|01:33pm]

but i was very sick this morning.

i actually had a porfing experience.

it's not nearly as fun as cabbage buttsex, don't let tiFF fool you
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[31 Dec 2002|05:38pm]

Happy new years all you porfing fuckers!!!!!
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kitty porf [10 Dec 2002|07:47pm]

Dammit, I accidentally wrote 'warf' instead of 'porf'....ah shiiieet.

obviously for sarahistrouble and nili_yo

kitty porf.
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just a few fun facts.... [27 Nov 2002|02:19pm]

[ mood | inporfative ]

estimated percentage of people porfing in the US each year - 34% [wow.. thats a lot of porfers]</b>.
estimated amount of porf created by those porfers each year - 1,075,877 gallons

usually po and rf mix rather well. but for a fun experiment, swallow a container of olive oil & watch your porf seperate!! you can then examine it carefully to make sure there isn't anything you wanna keep before you flush!! :D

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ooh new word [27 Nov 2002|02:14pm]

that would be constiporfted!! when it won't come out of either end
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[27 Nov 2002|02:05pm]
Don't ya hate it when ya like, have to porf really bad, but it just wont come out... from either end?

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p.s. [27 Nov 2002|02:11pm]

I just had to ass "porfing" to the spell check dictionary LOL
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I'm porfing first!! [27 Nov 2002|02:10pm]

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